Thar They Go!

by Ben Douglass

$15.00
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Baby Blue
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Call me, Ishmael!

We’re going out for ice cream if you want to meet up!

What up dawg? What are you doin’? Not much here, just chillin’ with Kool Mo Bee. We’re thinking about hittin’ up the Promenade for some shopping, maybe a nom. Mobes saw these totes cute sunglasses so we definitely have to hit the Sunglass Hut.

I’m probably going to run by the Apple store too and see if that completely dorbs guy Jeshua is working today. Shut up! He is not! Whatevs. We’re going to get married and adopt little Melanasian kids or something.

Ha ha, gross. I was totally kidding. Kids. Gross. What? I don’t know, Melanasia sounds like it should be a country.

Anyways, we’re heading over there now so, like, meet us or something Ish! What? No, me and Mo are totes cool together. Whatever, it was just a fight and we were both like, so not needing drama in our lives right now. We’re besties forever again!

Wear this shirt: To your Freshman English class. This seems like the kind of thing an old, out of touch English teacher might like.

Don’t wear this shirt: To any other classes. Be bold for once in your pathetic high school career.

This shirt tells the world: “I didn’t even have the attention span to sit through the MOVIE. You mean there’s a book, too?!”

We call this color: Baby BlueFF

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 1C - 5507C - 1795C - 646C - 3025C - 282C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 53.000s
First Sucker:
brooksdid
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Thar They Go! by Ben Douglass
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