The Awakening

by VonMonkey

$15.00
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Ode To The Sea

All great poetry comes from the depths.

Both of us have a cold embrace
Both of us are efficient
Both of us loved but also feared
Both of us are indifferent

Both of us are beneath the moon
Before the lighthouse light
Both of us alone at last
The robot and the night

Wear this shirt: to cover the screen door in your chest. Who was on the quality control team?

Don’t wear this shirt: when you jump of the Tallahatchie Bridge. That story’s already too complex as it is without introducing a robot.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, s’up.”

We call this color: Stop telling us it isn’t great poetry, you Black-hearted jerkfaces. We’re sensitive and cry easily.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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  • 41% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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The Awakening by VonMonkey
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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