The Black Hole

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Navy
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Blame It On The Black Star

2nd place in Derby #158: Physics, with 1003 votes!

When you’re hungry, truly hungry, it’s all you can think about. Your hunger becomes an idea so dense that nothing can escape. Couches look like ice cream. Cars look like steaks. Your best friend suddenly turns into a talking carrot. Yeah, that’s kinda awesome to see, but who can you tell? You can’t tell anybody because you’re too busy salting him and drooling like in the cartoons.

Hunger is a singularity that cannot be escaped. But c’mon, there’s no need to overdo it. At least pass on the Hawking radiation, they’re nothing but empty calories. That stuff’ll kill you.

Wear this shirt: when you go see Tron: Legacy. The people who get it will be very impressed. And the people who don’t, don’t matter.

Don’t wear this shirt: without first writing down your mass, charge, and angular momentum. It’ll really save somebody an awful lot of work later on.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t think you’re aware of the gravity of this situation.”

We call this color: Navy Shift

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 120C - 1635C - 333C - 7459C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 57.000s
First Sucker:
FreaknSweet
Last Wooter to Woot:
aktieriel

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

10%
5%
4%
2%
2%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
5%
5%
5%
7%
15%
4%
2%
2%
2%
2%
3%
3%
3%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

8%
12%
12%
16%
7%
38%
7%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (122 comments)
join the discussion (122 comments)
The Black Hole by patrickspens
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.