The Chemist

by riffmaster18

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Chemistry
Test tube just blew right up in front of me
Thank God for goggles or I wouldn’t see
‘Cause I screwed up in
Chemistry

Sodium
Man what was I thinking that was dumb
I could have totally just lost my thumb
Because of all this
Sodium

I
Did
My math wrong
Gone Pete Tong
All over me
I’m
Last
In this class
But it still looked really nea-ea-ea-eat

Chemistry
They’ll be pulling shards of glass from me
Maybe I could join the ministry
To save them from my
Chemistry
To save them from my
Chemistry

Wear this shirt: under a protective apron, as it will not keep you safe from hazzardous chemicals. No, that’s not a typo, we’re talking about Bo and Luke’s moonshine. That’s powerful stuff.

Don’t wear this shirt: unless you promise to punch anyone who says “Wow, like potion class at Hogwarts!” Purchase is consent.

This shirt tells the world: “They called me mad at the Institute! That is to say, the boys did. The girls just never called me.”

We call this color: If You’re Female And Mad About The Pronouns We Used In “This Shirt tells the world:” And Decide To Complain To Our Boss About Our Blatant Sexism It’s Gonna Be Our Asphalt In A Sling

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 123C - 185C- 2995C - Cool Gray 2C- Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Quantity Breakdown

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The Chemist by riffmaster18
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.