The Choice Was Not Hard

by BootsBoots

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Well, First I’d Have To Know Exactly How Cool

1st place in Derby #58: Work, with 856 votes!

He thought he had it all. Riches beyond his imaginings. The adulation of millions. Widespread acknowledgement of his mastery in his field. Then why couldn’t he sleep? Why did he never feel at ease? Why did he feel like something was missing? More and more, he found himself daydreaming of childhood. The room around him would fade away and he’d feel transported back to his favorite waterslide. The water splashing around him, the breeze in his hair, the laughter of his friends – in all the years since, with all of his success, he’d never felt so fulfilled, so at peace.

So he used some of his money to build one exactly like it and lived happily ever after. The End.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant BootsBoots, who could really make something of himself if he’d get off that waterslide and get some work done.

Wear this shirt: if you’re too shy to let everybody else see your bare torso.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a job interview. Unless it’s to work at a water slide. Or Woot.

This shirt tells the world: “Let’s go again. Let’s go again.”

We call this color: Unfortunately For Our Writers, Waterslides Have Nothing To Do With Asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
617C - 729C - 464C - Cool Gray 6C - Black -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
carina83
Last Wooter to Woot:
srikanth6

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
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  • 40% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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The Choice Was Not Hard by BootsBoots
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.