The Empurr Strikes Back

by Walmazan

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 07 - Jun 12
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 05
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2nd place in Derby #556: Cats in the Style of....

VADER VS CAT: KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

assisted breathing apparatus?

VADER

purring noise?

CAT

difficult relationship with son?

VADER

hairball?

CAT

pearl jam front man?

VEDDER

dictatorish murdery regime?

VADER

poops in sand?

CAT

prone to paranoia and delusions?

EITHER

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 43.775s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
thecbass

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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The Empurr Strikes Back by Walmazan
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