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The End

by littleclyde

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Everybody, It’s A Good Thing

DEVO’s choice in Derby #152: De-evolution!

One day, far in the future, only two things will be left. One thing will be all those catchy little bits of advertising, like jingles, commercials, slogans and (God willing) clever witty subversion that the bosses just don’t catch in time. And the other thing will be roaches.

It’s only natural to assume that, at some point, these two ultimate forms of life will combine and create an offspring so catchy and indestructible that not even humming the Juicy Fruit song will be able to stop it. A creature of the most pure, most distilled immortality, mind and body fused into something that can neither be stopped nor contained. Is this beast our future? Or our past? Perhaps no man can say.

Which is why we had to go to the most famous “not men” in the world. That’s right, you’re lookin’ at the shirt DEVO liked the best. So if you don’t like it, that’s YOUR problem.

…c’mon, smile a little. Don’t make us look bad in front of DEVO.

Wear this shirt: and also keep in mind that they come in kids sizes too. Proper de-evolution begins at home.

Don’t wear this shirt: while listening to Men Without Hats. Hats are crucial here.

This shirt tells the world: Man, why do we always have to EXPLAIN everything? Why can’t you just GET IT, you know? Whatever IT is, that’s up to you. Put a little effort into life, man! Look for your OWN meanings, okay?

We call this color: Kiss Has An Army, Maybe DEVO Has A Navy?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
180C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 46.000s
First Sucker:
slackking
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 7% second woot
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  • 26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 22% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
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The End by littleclyde
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