The Hungry Igloo

by Spiritgreen

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Royal Blue
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The Hostile Hostel

1st place in Derby #172 Home for the Holidays, with 1320 votes!

Yeah, this whole housing crisis, I don’t even know. I mean, first of all, they say it’s bad to be underwater, but you still have to cut a hole in the middle of the ice to fish. What genius came up with that? How are you supposed to keep from falling in the hole at night?

And then people keep saying your home can attack you. For no reason. You just walk in, open the door, and suddenly your house will start attacking you. I saw it myself, the old Johnson place did it to Ukmuk Johnson. No, that wasn’t his name, I just swallowed a bug right when I was talking. You ever do that? Man, it’s an awful feeling.

I’m telling you, it’s a renter’s game these days. You find a place you like, you keep on renting. Guy loses his mortgage, who cares? You got tenant rights, he can’t get rid of you! Unless you fall down some hole in the living room. I mean, couldn’t we even use safety cones? Are we cosplaying The Noble Savage or something?

Wear this shirt: when you’re worried about getting too close to bare.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a homeowner’s meeting. Those fangs are a clear violation of the door policy. We’ll have to fine you if you continue to challenge our authority.

This shirt tells the world: “Yeah, but in the tropics we’d have to deal with hippos.”

We call this color: Royal Blue Beary

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 278C - 541C - 1605C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s
First Sucker:
marchchcic7
Last Wooter to Woot:
elendilmirana

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Hungry Igloo by Spiritgreen
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