The Interwebs

by Brian Cook

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So here it is:

The fabled “kill switch.”

And now I, Senator Joseph Lieberman, shall wreak terrible vengeance against all who have ever dared to oppose me!

“Boss, you sure this is it? Kinda looks…wonky.”

Silence, you fool! Of course this is it. Naturally they would make it look as foolish and ill-conceived as possible. The satellite dish, the gas pedal, the steam pipe and whistle are all ruses. No one machine would ever have so many stupid design elements! Anyone searching for the kill switch would quickly dismiss this as an ugly, nonsensical aberration not worthy of further scrutiny.

But I’ve searched too long. I’ve sacrificed too much. And now my many detractors will know the pain of my retribution. No more shall their blogs sully my name! Never again shall my mispronunciations and speech gaffes live forever on YouTube! My bizarre policy ideas and flip-flopping even my political affiliations for my own personal gain shall never again be mocked!

DO YOU HEAR ME, INTERNETS?! MWUHAHAHAHAHA! WHERE ARE YOU LOLCATS NOW?! WHEEEEEERE ARE YOUR LOOOOOOLCAAAAAAAATS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!

Wear this shirt: In your local Starbucks while updating your Tumblr. You’ll look so hip!

Don’t wear this shirt: While talking on your CB radio.

This shirt tells the world: “People still say ‘interwebs,’ right? That’s still a funny thing, right? No? I’m gonna wear it anyway.”

We call this color: Internet and Grassic Design

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Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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The Interwebs by Brian Cook
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