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For years I wondered, could I ever, one day, possess the grilled beef patty? Would its meaty juices and melted cheese ever truly belong to me? I came to the conclusion: yes! As long as I have paws for reaching and legs for leaping, then there is a possibility that I could, in the future, possess the grilled beef patty!
But then, just this very morning, I awoke to find my life mostly behind me. I'm old, I'm tired, and the grilled beef patty with cheese that I marvel after appears to be further away than ever. The possible has soured and grown itself an 'im' and I've come to the realization that I shan't - not now, not ever - possess the grilled beef patty.
And this realization brings up, from the deepest depths of my lungs, a howl of a greater magnitude than ever heard before.
Wear this shirt: if it makes you LOL!
Don't wear this shirt: while you munch on something. You could get crumbs all over it!
This shirt tells the world: "The internet can be so cruel!"
We call this color: when life refuses to even give you lemons, what is left?
Pantone Colors:
7428 C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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