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The Music Within

by Alex Solis

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Playin’ That Old Tweet Song

Introducing ChirpChirp: A new way of creating music without having to put much thought or effort into it.

ChirpChirp does for music what Twitter did for blogging! Why waste your valuable time trying to craft some long-winded pop song or aria that no one has time to listen to completely anyway? With ChirpChirp, you get 140 notes with which to compose a perfectly brief and concise melody that tells all of your listeners how you’re feeling!

But can you really distill complex emotions and thoughts into such small songs, you ask? Better question: Does it matter? ChirpChirp is the new big thing in status-updating technology and guaranteed to set the tech world on fire just long enough for us to solicit several rounds of funding that inflates our company’s estimated value to unreasonable levels! While you’re trying to figure out just what notes you need to convey the heartbreak of your latest breakup, your friends at ChirpChirp will be anxiously awaiting a much larger company to buy them out for no reason other than they can, thus making us stinking stupid rich for the rest of our days! And that’s not even counting the cash we’re making from selling your personal information to the big marketing firms!

So join today! “Why?” Why not?! Don’t you want to be awesome? ChirpChirpers are awesome. I guess you must not be awesome enough to compress the joy of watching your child grow or the feeling of your first kiss into 140 notes, then. Loser.

Wear this shirt: when you’ve got a song in your heart.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’ve got a tiny man stuck in your gut OMG HOW’D HE GET IN THERE QUICK GIMME A KNIFE CUT HIM OUT CUT HIM OUT!

This shirt tells the world: “One day, giant birds will eat our greatest flutists. Sadly, no one will really notice.”

We call this color: Whistling White

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 1C - Pantone Black 7C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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The Music Within by Alex Solis
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.