The New Guy

by Wenceslao Almazan

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#1 Crush

Nobody’s there. I should go down there. Should I go down there? What would I say? I should just say whatever pops in my head. Nobody’s there. I have to go down there.

“Um, hi, I, well, live, sorta, in the neighborhood, and, um, I just, sorta, moved in this week, you know, and, well, I thought maybe, you know, I saw you here just hanging out, you know, just sort of glanced out the window and there you were, and, well, that’s a really nice shade of red, you know, I hope you get compliments all the time, and, I mean, I’m sure you do, but, if you don’t, I mean, if you don’t have anyone to give you compliments, I figured, you know, since I’m new here, and sort of, I guess, don’t know anyone yet, I might, I don’t know, maybe we could… wow, is that always on fire like that? I guess it’s warm in the winter. It must be nice to stand out here with someone in winter. I guess you might already know about… wow, that truck sure is loud… oh, is that guy your… I guess he is… or maybe that one is… so, guess you like firemen, huh… wow, that’s really… him too? Well, you have to keep your options open, that’s what I… Oh, my, I’ve never seen… doesn’t that get tiring? And in public? Okay, well, I guess I’ll leave you guys alone then. Oh, I, um, got these flowers, I… kinda just found them, you know, lying around. I don’t know what loser bought them, probably some dummy who doesn’t know anything. Maybe I could give them to… my mom, I guess. She’d like them. So take care. Tell your firemen friends I said take care. Okay, I guess. Goodbye.”

Wear this shirt: because you were crazy about it from the very first second.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you go out without your tall golden wingman. When you’re trapped by a bunch of Jawas who want to talk about nothing but Dave Matthews, you’ll be praying for his help.

This shirt tells the world: “The bot wants what it wants.”

We call this color: We Can’t Think Of Any Jokes About Romance And Creme That Won’t Get Us Fired

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Features

Pantone Colors:
1817C - 194C - 695C- 7542C - 7541C- 7535C - 503C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 38.000s
First Sucker:
alcorn
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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The New Guy by Wenceslao Almazan
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