The Newton Tree

by Anna-Maria Jung

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Gravitree

And yet ol' Isaac got the knighthood. The world's so unfair.

Once there was a tree …

And she loved

Isaac Newton

very, very much

-even more

than

she loved

herself.

And Isaac Newton was indifferent to the tree.

And the tree was irritated.

Time went by, and Isaac Newton got older.

One day, Isaac Newton came to the tree and the tree said, “Come, Isaac, you’ve been working on this gravitation thing for ages. Let me show you something.”

And the tree dropped an apple on Isaac Newton’s head.

“Ow! Hey, you turd. That hurt.”

Isaac Newton was not happy.

The tree said, “I wanted to show you how gravity works.”

Isaac Newton was very frustrated.

“That hardly shows me HOW it works, you imbecile. I already KNOW stuff falls down. There’s a whole host of calculations at work when things drop, you useless pile of bark. That’s what I’m trying to figure out.”

The tree still had many apples left.

She was angry at Isaac Newton.

So she pummeled him repeatedly with fruit until he was bruised and he ran away.

“THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T GET INTO OXFORD!” She yelled as he fled.

Then Isaac Newton was gone.

And the tree was happy.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 13.6” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 8.7” x 10” 

Pantone Colors: White - 719c - 1665c - 349c - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 31.551s
First Sucker:
sparkyglass11
Last Wooter to Woot:
SeanEO

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Newton Tree by Anna-Maria Jung
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