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The Perfect Creation

by randyotter

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Unicorn Diary

Nine times the charm! 

Yes, yes, it is true. I, Professor Philip Marzone, have successfully created the world's first unicorn. But, before you praise me, you should know that unicorns are a process. I tried nine different unicorn recipes before finding the one that worked just right. Here are some notes on the first eight attempts:

#1 - Came out a bit lumpy. 

#2 - Way too soupy.

#3 - Not enough horn.

#4 - A little too much horn.

#5 - Way too much horn.

#6 - Literally all horn.

#7 - Came out looking exactly like me. Served as my assistant for a short time before cleaning out my bank account and stealing my wife.

#8 - Just a cake that was shaped like a unicorn on account of not having the funds to continue with the experiments. 

And then on try #9, everything went just right! Um, sure you can… see… it… 

*smoke bomb, escapes out window*

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  12.99” x 4.52”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  10.5” x 3.65”
K6-K4: 8” x 2.78”

Pantone Colors: - White - 101C - 475C - 199C - 310C - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.119s
First Sucker:
shigeru05
Last Wooter to Woot:
day019

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Perfect Creation by randyotter
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