The Princess and the Menagerie

by dooomcat


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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 07 - Jun 12
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 05
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Just because a video exists on the internet does not mean you have to watch it.

1st place in Derby #197: Royalty, with 933 votes!

Dude, check it out.

“What the hell is this? ‘One Princess, 15 Animals?’ No. I don’t want to watch this.”

Come on! It’s TERRIBLE. I want to videotape your reaction to it and post it on YouTube.

“Why would that possibly sweeten the deal for me?”

Because it’s disgusting!

“Look, I’m not trying to judge what you do in the privacy of your own home, but at what point does this become less about taking care of business or whatever and more about a disgusting, gluttonous free-fall into depravity from which there is no recovering your humanity?”

Dude, don’t be lame. Just watch it.

“Lame? Why is it lame to not want to watch human beings debase themselves for the sexual gratification of strangers and a couple hundred bucks? Why is it lame to think we should focus more on the socio-economic conditions that force people into this line of work rather than gleefully judging their participation in it? This woman, this ‘princess,’ has a mom and a dad. Maybe brothers and sisters. Maybe even kids. Did you ever think about that? She could be someone’s MOM.”

Yeah, probably YOUR mom.

“Shut up. Do you even see my point here? I feel like I’m talking to the wall or something. This is beyond mere titillation. This isn’t healthy. This is hurting your soul by watching it almost as much as doing it hurt her soul.”

Fine, okay! Jeez, sorry to offend your sensibilities, boy scout.

“I’m just saying there’s a line and this crosses it.”

Okay, how ‘bout “1 Princess, 1 More Princess?”

That I would watch.”

Wear this shirt: while traipsing through the meadow singing to all your woodland friends.

Don’t wear this shirt: around boys in high school. They’re just going to make lewd jokes.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh sure a PRINCE goes searching for his one and only and he’s a STUD, but a PRINCESS does it and suddenly everyone gets all judgmental. It’s a double standard!”

We call this color: Keep it Grassy

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Pantone Colors:
7499C - 614C - 465C - 618C - 460C - 432C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

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  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

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  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Princess and the Menagerie by dooomcat
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