The Shredder

by AJ Dimarucot

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The Missing Link Between Sweaters And Jackets

The skull. Long has it been a symbol of warning. Which is odd, since we all have one. Plus skulls are cool. Look how many times a year we print them on shirts. Hey, some people out there have whole wardrobes made of nothing but skull clothes. Maybe that’s to show everyone how tough they are, or maybe it’s just because they have limited fashion sense. We’re not here to judge or point fingers. Unless the fingers have been flayed and left overnight on an anthill to remove excess muscle and tendons. Then we’re all about it.

So, then, the skull. It means “don’t drink this poison” and “run away from this ship” but also means “the owner of this bandana is x-treem” and “this band probably has no clarinet player”. It makes little kids cover their eyes but then look through their fingers anyway, teaching them an important life lesson regarding plausible deniability. What is it about this calcium briefcase for the brain that the modern world finds so compelling? Does anyone really know?

This shirt was designed by: Aj Dimarucot, a graphic artist based in Manila, Philippines. He is listed a part of “a growing group of contemporary artists that have blurred the boundaries between art and design” which is sort of like how the tomato blurs the line between vegetable and fruit. And who doesn’t appreciate a tomato? Especially one that held his first solo show in 2006 and has seen his designs appear on furniture, lamps, t-shirts, pins, cellphones, and in books from the U.K., Australia and New Zealand? That’ll do, tomato. That’ll do.

Wear this shirt: when skipping home from a date, full of joy, leaping from lamppost to lamppost and splashing through puddles, a song on your lips and a smile in your heart. Try that in any other shirt, you’ll get mugged in about three seconds.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a nudist. Really, we shouldn’t have to point that out. Don’t they have a handbook or something?

This shirt tells the world: “I dropped out of art school!”

We call this color: Because I Could Not Stop For Death, He Kindly Stopped For Me; The Carriage Held But Just Ourselves, Hey Look, An Asphalt Tee

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- BlackC -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
UrbanAce05
Last Wooter to Woot:
jeremydue

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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The Shredder by AJ Dimarucot
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