The T Shirt

by Dan Rule

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 21 - Dec 27
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Dec 19
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Pity Your Own Fool

Trolling for totally tubular togs? Tuck this triumphant tee into your tote!

You can use any old letter to make words. But how many letters can you actually wear? And don’t even come at us with any of that “A-Shirt” or “I-Shirt” nonsense. We’re talking about the way people actually talk, not mumbo-marketing-jumbo. Here’s a salute to the letter that’s comes twentieth in our alphabet but first on our torsos.

Wear this shirt: when you make a U-Turn in your K-Car to reach your A-frame house.

Don’t wear this shirt: and stand between R and S. Everything in its proper place.

This shirt tells the world: “Much like the letter T, I’ve remained fairly constant since the 8th century B.C.”

We call this color: asphalT.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 2C- 223C - 1585C- 305C - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s
First Sucker:
ohgodilikeshirts
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The T Shirt by Dan Rule
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