The Thing That Scoots
by Monsieur Pimpant
Printed to order.
Ships in 3-5 business days
Ships in 3-5 business days
What has two wheels, pink hair, and a low risk of retinal damage from ultraviolet radiation? No, this isn’t a joke; we’re just talkin’ about the funky motor-scooterin’ skunk-ape on today’s shirt. All you world-weary wookies and sad-sack sasquatches beware—there’s a new bushy biped in town, and from now on things are going to be a little different around here. For one thing, expect a longer wait to see the colorist at your salon.
This shirt was designed by: Monsieur Pimpant, a French student in the illustration section. A selection of his scribblings is online at monsieur-pimpant.blogspot.com.
Wear this shirt: to the scooter meet.
Don’t wear this shirt: to a picnic. A picnic? Man, you are too square.
This shirt tells the world: “I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, et cetera.”
We call this color: Smooth Stretch Of Asphalt.
Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC - Pantone Rhodamine RedC -White
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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