Thin Red Lines

by Rikki B

$15.00
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Asphalt
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You want WHAT on your tombstone?

I think you’re overestimating my carving ability.

I mean, it is a really cool design and all, but I’m just not going to be able to do all that. Well, to be honest, I never advanced my chiseling skill beyond straight lines.

So I can do your name and your date of birth, as long as there are no Os, 0s, or Qs. Other than that, though, you’re on your own.

No, I agree, it looks great. I’d like something like that on my tombstone as well. Come to think of it, why exactly are you buying this thing right now? What are you, 25?

Wear this shirt: To that store that sells Spirographs. They’ll probably get a kick out of it.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’ve got hyperopia. It’s going to be pretty frustrating.

This shirt tells the world: “Does EVERYTHING have to be a cultural reference or cliched attempt at being humorous?”

We call this color: Asphalt on Your Senses

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Features

Pantone Colors:
192C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
lordxan
Last Wooter to Woot:
sggmtb

Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Thin Red Lines by Rikki B
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