“3-D” stands for the three deci-decades we’ve been around

Three years! It almost doesn’t seem possible. If, instead of a shirt-a-day website, we were a human child, we’d be using pronouns and a toilet by now. If we were a university undergrad, we’d be scrambling to pick a major. If we were worker bees, we’d have been dead for two years.

It’s at milestone moments like this one that we usually like to try to put things in perspective. Usually three-point perspective, because we just think it looks coolest. But this year, we were like: You know what’s cooler than putting things in perspective? Putting them in 3-D.

So we made up some of those crazy glasses, printed this mind-blowing shirt design anaglyph style, and spent the rest of the day taking turns running toward and away from each other, going “whoooaa!”

It was pretty cool. Next year, maybe we’ll try printing a 4-D shirt that can travel through time! (And not just forward at one speed.)

Wear this shirt: together with the fancy custom Shirt.Woot 3-D glasses it comes with, free of extra charge!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work in a rehabilitation center for people who’ve recently lost an eye.

This shirt tells the world: “Actually, the designs on ALL my shirts pop out at you, but with this one it’s not just because it’s stretched across my enormous gut.”

We call this color: Coming White At You

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