To the Top in the Style of Da Vinci

by kdeuce

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But He Probably Sucks At Madden

1st place in Derby #67: Video Games Through Art History, with 2000 votes!

We have heard a rumor that the British writing god Salman Rushdie is an expert at a very specific video game. It does make sense when you think about it. All alone, hidden away from society, a few years before the World Wide Web and well before streaming online entertainment, what else would someone do all day by themselves? No, besides that.

So it is to you, Sir Rushdie, that we dedicate today’s shirt. Partly because you survived the controversy. Partly because you’re just so amazingly good. But mostly because you did the hardest thing a man can do in life: master a game without having any hits or cheat codes. For that we salute you, sir. Well done.

Wear this shirt:

because it got more votes than any other shirt ever in the history of shirts going all the way back to the first time Eve put on fig leaves. And, really, that was a sad, sad day, so it’s good we can start over.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a hedgehog. Self-explanatory.

This shirt tells the world: “Oh, you’re a plumber? How nice. Listen, she’s in another castle right now. But she said to tell you she loves you as a friend.”

We call this color: Peaches and Creme.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
646C - 4975C - 478C - 480C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
thejakeyl88
Last Wooter to Woot:
dwootharrod1

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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To the Top in the Style of Da Vinci by kdeuce
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