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“Darling, did you pick up those alphabet flashcards for little Madiscone on your way home from work?”
“Sure did! Check ‘em out.”
“Let’s see: A is for apple, B is for banana … no, no no!!”
“What's the problem?”
“We talked about this: Don’t you want to raise the next Tolkien?
“Oh, jeez, I thought you were joking about all that.”
“Joking! Joking like a fox!"
“Wha-"
“Tolkien’s a money machine, baby! We’ve got to immerse little Madiscone in the world of Tolkien so we set her on the same successful trajectory, or sucjectory.”
“That's not a word. And what you're describing isn't really how success happens.”
“We’ve got to get her speaking Quenya and Sindarin as soon as possible. None of this ‘a is for apple’ nonsense. We need to think bigger. Now, Tolkien worked for the Oxford English Dictionary specializing in the letter ‘W’. Do you think your job would allow you to work from Oxford?”
“Honey, it’s not that simple. One does not simply walk into Oxford.”
“I’ll book the tickets. You start teaching her about nodens. TOLLYWOOD, HERE WE COME.”
"I want a divorce."
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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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