Top Chief

by AGES Art

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“If only my twin loves of viewing things from a first-person perspective and food preparation could be combined.”

“Huh?”

“You know, they should totally make a first-person game where instead of a gun you have a knife and instead of shooting things you prepare meals.”

“That sounds awful. Why not just actually COOK?”

“No, think about it. Like, let’s say you want to make blackened chicken and roasted root vegetables. Well, first you’d want to check your ‘inventory’ (AKA ‘pantry’) to make sure you have Cajun spices…”

“Again, you could just do this in real life, and you would end up with a delicious meal.”

“Who wants a delicious meal when you can earn BADGES and ACHIEVEMENTS in the online leaderboard? I can just picture it now.”

“You know what, I think they have actually made several cooking games. Isn’t ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ a game? And “Top Chef’ has a game, I think.”

“Yes, but they’re not all first-person. That’s the difference.”

“Why does that matter?”

“Because it would IMMERSIVE.”

“All right, buddy. Well why don’t YOU make this game if you think it’d be so great?”

“Oh man, what a great idea!”

“Really?”

“I mean, a great idea for a game. A first-person game-development game!”

“My head hurts.”

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Features

Pantone Colors:
158C - 429C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Top Chief by AGES Art
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