Touring With The Big G

by Pensketch

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Please Welcome The Very Excellent Barbarian

Brothers and sister, Jins and Xias, are you ready for THE WRATH OF KHAN!? (Crowd cheers, screams.) He rides down from the mountain like an unholy spectre—and he killed his half-brother, some joker named Bekhter! (More screaming, applause.) He escaped the Ta’yichiuth ‘cause he can’t be held down, and he’s here to rock this joint ‘til it’s burned to the ground! (Wild, frenzied applause, weeping.) People, people! Get ready to be sacked! Attacked! With no time to react! (Screaming, cursing, speaking in tongues.) The one! The only! Uniter of the Central Asian confederations! Conqueror of the Kara-Khitan Khanate! Your main man and mine! GENGHIS! KHAAAAAAN! (Pandemonium, fainting, hysterics, seizures, applause.)

This shirt was designed by: HalloWoot veteran Pensketch, on a trial separation from his zombie muses.

Wear this shirt: in the vain hope that the conquering army might show you mercy.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Iran. They’re still sore. And there’s plenty of friction between Iran and the U.S. without you prancing around Tehran in your deliberately provocative t-shirt.

This shirt tells the world: “I, for one, welcome our new Mongol overlords.”

We call this color: Ulaanberry

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone Black C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
UndeadViking
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Touring With The Big G by Pensketch
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