Why tell people that you’re an emotional wreck when you can wear a shirt that does it for you?

Remember, nobody likes a Negative Nancy or Ned. Your co-workers and the people who claim to like you don’t really want to hear about the thoughts of depression, misery, and self-loathing you experience when you find your life’s path dark and inescapable. No, they want a great big smiley mask that hides your rage and bitterness as you struggle to keep it all bottled inside during social situations! I mean, who wants to hear about how you returned home from your soul-crushing job to your lonely studio apartment only to collapse into a shaking, sobbing ball on the bathroom floor until you passed out? That is SUCH a downer, dude.

Better to let a slightly odd shirt do the talking for you, don’t you think? This way, you can feel a tiny bit of emotional release while most people will simply shrug off the design as being quirky. And if anyone DOES ask you if you’re “okay”, all you have to do is point to the deer trophy and laugh! They’re sure to laugh with you just to keep the encounter less awkward and you’ll have hidden away your pain for another day. At the end of the day, isn’t that what we all want?

Wear this shirt: to your next therapy session. It should get things moving fairly quickly.

Don’t wear this shirt: while out hunting with a former Vice President.

This shirt tells the world: “I feel so utterly trapped.” Extra bonus? It says it right there on the front of the shirt.

We call this color: Deer In The Grasslights

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