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Trick Or Treat

by ThatRobert

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Well hello, Chris!

Little old to be trick-or-treating, aren’t you?

Why, I remember the first time you ever came to my house on Halloween! I said to myself, “That little Christopher is going to grow up to be such a handsome, productive, employed man!” Oh, well they say you can’t win ‘em all but I had hoped I’d win at least one. How are you?

...Not too talkative tonight, eh Chris? Well I can understand it, considering the reek of gin you’re emanating. Okay, I can see by your shirt you must be here for candy. Well I have both kinds: taffy in the orange wrapper, and taffy in the black wrapper. Which would you like?

“Turn off the porch light.”

What? Why would I turn off the light? I can clearly see your shirt there says “Trick or Treat.” Why, to turn off my porch light would defeat the purpose of your shirt entirely, for I would not be able to see the helpful instruction.

“Turn. Off. The. Light.”

Alright fine, but I don’t see what- Oh! Oh my! Oh no, Chris! Not like this! Don’t do this Chris! Noooooooo!

Animation of Glow In The Dark effect

Wear this shirt: To your office. All those fools will be laughing at your shirt which will actually be telling them to smell your feet!

Don’t wear this shirt: To meet the president in the dark.

This shirt tells the world: “The only thing adult about me is my shirt size.”

We call this color: Black Cat

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7409C - Glow-In-The-Dark

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.000s
First Sucker:
voltylicious
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 37% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
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Trick Or Treat by ThatRobert
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.