Tricky Treats

by dirtdirt

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Out of print.

Black
New
Limit 15 per customer
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Oh, look at you guys, trick or treating at…what? 15? 16?

Sure, you can terrorize the neighborhood all year long but tonight's supposed to be an armistice?

Ah, I've waited so long for this. You kids have made my life a living hell with your skateboards and your bike ramps and your stupid loud parties and ugly dog. And now here you come, panhandling for sugar.

Sure, dig in! Take a handful, take two! I've spent a lot of time preparing these treats especially for you. I can't wait to hear what you think of them! Heheheheh, hahahahaha. Yes, treats. They're treats. Delicious, sugary treats.

What are you doing? No! You can't throw those at my house! Stop it! Stop it you stupid kids!

Wear this shirt: While handing out candy.

Don't wear this shirt: In your mugshot for handing out tainted candy.

This shirt tells the world: "Yeah, I guess you could say I'm kind of a sociopath."

We call this color: As black as my cold, dead heart.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Glow-in-the-Dark - White - 7461 C - 647 C - 7463 C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.775s
First Sucker:
computermd82
Last Wooter to Woot:
pizwat574

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 37% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
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Woots by State

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Tricky Treats by dirtdirt
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.