Trust Me!

by patrickspens

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There for a Reason.

1st place in Derby #288: Mad Science, with 387 votes!

You know those goofy warning signs you see everywhere that make you think to yourself, Why would they bother putting a "Do not place head in wood chipper" sticker on this thing? Those are there for a reason. Someone did that and thus necessitated a warning to cover the company's ass in the event of another moron following (law)suit.

Keep that in mind the next time your buddy has one of those "hold my beer" ideas and wants you to "just trust me, man, trust me." If it seems so stupid that you can't imagine a way out of it without an injury of some kind, trust your instincts.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - S: 14.00” x 8.98”
WXL - WS: 12.00” x 7.70”
K12 - K4: 9.00” x 5.77” 

Pantone Color(s): - White - 375C - 7694C - Black - 382C - 7739C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.003s
First Sucker:
wootiewooterson
Last Wooter to Woot:
DarkNarga

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 20% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Trust Me! by patrickspens
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