Try Me

by Shirt.Woot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Feel Lucky, Pilgrim?

You want a taste of this? Huh? You think you bad now? Bring it. Make a move. Come on, Miles Standish. Pick up that knife and fork. Show me what you got. I’m about to open up a cornucopia of pain, covered in suffering sauce, with a side dish of candied misery. I’m still mad at the way I couldn’t get no love from the Continental Congress when Ben Franklin proposed me as the national bird. And I’m ready to take it out on somebody. Give me an excuse. Come and have a go if you think you’re hungry enough.

This shirt was designed by: an early Woot staff member based in Plymouth, Massachusetts, whose name is forever lost to history.

Wear this shirt: when you march with the Turkey Resistance Front.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the annual turkey-pardoning ceremony at the White House. This presentation of the turkey as violent and aggressive may prejudice the officials against it.

This shirt tells the world: “Your Flabby Glutton style is no match for my Roasted Turkey style.”

We call this color: Cream of Murder.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7516C - 7511C - 1817C - 102C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.000s
First Sucker:
adviljunky
Last Wooter to Woot:
sweetmd

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Try Me by Shirt.Woot
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