Trying To Sing
by Tobe Fonseca
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Little known fact: the music industry is controlled by crows. It's true. All the great singers, all the great song writers, all the great studio musicians, crows all of them. No, they don't look like crows, but that's all plastic surgery.
Think about it: haven't you ever wondered why you always see up-and-coming recording artists picking through the trash on garbage day? Or how sometimes you'll hear a crow squawk and it'll seem perfectly in tune to the song on the radio? Or how there's always feathers on stage after a big pop star performs? All makes sense now, doesn't it?
It also explains what happened to the Counting Crows. They release one perfect album - August and Everything After - and then all but disappear? Sound odd to you? Well, it was because of their name! saying a little too much, and ruffling a few important feathers, if you will.
Wear this shirt: to the studio to lay down some tracks!
Don't wear this shirt: around real crows during mating season.
This shirt tells the world: "I murder music."
We call this color: concert cancelled due to asphalt-y wiring.
Pantone Colors:
Black - White
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
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