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Turtle Rage

by redcoulter

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Feel The Wind In Your Hare

It just isn’t fair. The hare is already naturally faster than I am. Now he has a faster car, too? Call me a Luddite, but I liked it better in the good old days, when we raced on foot. At least then I had a chance. Nowadays the race doesn’t even last long enough for him to get drowsy.

But as terrible as it is for me, the ones I worry about the most are the children. Back when I used to beat the tortoise, the kids learned a valuable lesson about patience and perseverance. Now, what’s the message? That you can’t win unless you’re born with natural advantages and you can afford better gear?

Actually, I wish would’ve learned that lesson earlier myself.

This shirt was designed by: redcoulter, proving that when it comes to Editors’ Picks, cute and steady wins the race.

Wear this shirt: if you missed the Golden Age of children’s illustration, before the hippies came along and made everything all scribbly and rustic.

Don’t wear this shirt: During rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or…

This shirt tells the world: “The rich get richer and the fast get faster.”

We call this color: Hot Red.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Turtle Rage by redcoulter
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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