Ugly Holiday Sweater 2012

by Shirt.Woot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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A Brief History of Sweater

The Ugly Holiday Sweater has a long and storied history spanning many cultures.

People often think ironically ugly holiday sweaters are a recent development in yuppie culture, but in truth many cultures across several continents have used some version of the holiday sweater for centuries:

  • The Gaels of ancient Ireland decorated their chests with a rudimentary paint made from the sap of trees, drawing reindeer-like shapes.
  • Mixtec Indian tribes carved ornate wooden vests depicting large, fierce white bears and sleds carrying large warriors clothed in red. It is believed the vests were a type of ceremonial armor used on the eve of battles.
  • Norse elders acquired intricate tattoos of snowflakes, yetis, and moose as they achieved notoriety on the battlefield and respect in their villages.
  • Bactrians wove delicate shawls and scarves depicting fanciful images from far away lands they traded with, such as men made of snow and red-nosed deer flying through the sky.
Wear this shirt: To your inevitable "ugly holiday sweater" party.

Don't wear this shirt: To the North Pole. You'll want more layers than this.

This shirt tells the world: "Isn't it HILARIOUS?! Isn't it?! ISN'T IT?!!!!"

We call this color: I still want a hula black.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): - White - 7459 C - 547 C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.220s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
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  • 9% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Ugly Holiday Sweater 2012 by Shirt.Woot
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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