Ugly Holiday Sweater 2013

by ProfHotPants

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Most Horrible Time of the Year

Ugly Christmas: the lesser known Christmas.

A lot of people think Ugly Christmas sweaters are just ugly sweaters celebrating Christmas. Not true! Ugly Christmas sweaters are sweaters that celebrate Ugly Christmas, a different holiday than Christmas. 

For starters, children only ever get the same gift for Ugly Christmas: boxing gloves. They then use those boxing gloves to fight their siblings for a second present: a one way ticket the heck out of this crap hole town.

Who delivers the gifts for Ugly Christmas? It's not Father Christmas, that's for sure. It's Stepfather Christmas. He doesn't have a beard like Santa. He has a goatee. And he doesn't wear a red suit. He wears a Charlotte Bobcats starter jacket and jeans that are too tight. And he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. He just wishes you'd keep it down while he's watching the Steelers game.

He does have 9 reindeer, though. They're all mounted in his man cave.

We could go on and on about how awful Ugly Christmas is, but what's the point? If you don't know, consider yourself lucky! Still, despite how terrible it is, everyone has a hard time sleeping on Ugly Christmas Eve. Maybe it's something about the comfort of routine, of knowing what to expect, even if it's something you don't want. Or maybe it's the methamphetamine-laced candy canes. Nobody knows.

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15.31” x 19.29” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  11.5” x 14.48”
K6-K4: 9” x 11.33”  

Pantone Color(s): White, 3435C, Red 032C

 

Shirt Color: Kelly Green

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Crewneck Sweatshirt

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
2X - S: 15.08” x 19”

Pantone Color(s): White, 3435C, Red 032C

Shirt Color: Irish Green

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 20.668s
First Sucker:
jthebird1977
Last Wooter to Woot:
aldristatsu

Purchaser Experience

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  • 83% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 6% bought 3 or more

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Ugly Holiday Sweater 2013 by ProfHotPants
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