Unidentified Grilling Object

by patrickspens

$15.00 + free shipping

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Cranberry
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Oooh, that smell!

1st Place in Derby #357: Meat, with 226 votes!

I saw a light in the field and walked towards it. Then, everything went blank. I awoke some time later - maybe an hour, a day, a week? I don't know. What I do know is that I was inside an alien spacecraft.

The first thing I noticed was the smell. It was like the locker room at a gym for smoked meats, a sauna frequented only by the kobe beef steaks, a hot car stuffed with nothing but delicious ribs. It was amazing - a hint of smoke, a hint of pepper, just a spritz of lime and onion, but not enough to make my eyes water. I wondered at that moment if I'd died and gone to Heaven on barbecue night. The odor was thick enough to eat, and I wanted to eat it! I wanted to eat whatever was making that smell so bad.

Oh, and there were aliens and tools and they did some stuff, blah blah blah. Look, you guys, the thing that really got my attention was the smell, okay?

Back to top

Features

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14.5” x 13 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 9.8”  
K6-K4: 9” x 8”

Pantone Colors:
White - 7616c - 311c - 1788c - 4975c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 28.776s
First Sucker:
fallapart
Last Wooter to Woot:
flechewounds

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

5%
4%
2%
2%
1%
3%
5%
8%
10%
8%
9%
6%
5%
3%
4%
4%
3%
3%
3%
2%
3%
3%
2%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

4%
2%
2%
2%
84%
4%
3%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (28 comments)
join the discussion (28 comments)
Unidentified Grilling Object by patrickspens
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.