Gonna get worse before it gets better.

Todd, we need to talk about your performance. First, I want you to know I hate that we’re having this conversation on the phone. Ordinarily I’d do this in person.

You’re a super great guy, Todd. But to say you’ve demonstrated a real lack of growth on your missions would be an understatement. Your accidental releasing of the demon yesterday cost us weeks of revenue, and also Jeff is dead. You really flubbed Project: Octopus a few months ago. During Operation: Bamboo Frenzy, you blew our cover AND got mauled by a panda. Dragon husbandry was a disaster. Heck, you even obliterated our Q4 objectives last year and ruined our holiday party.

No, no, don’t start up with that ‘employee stealthing program’ business. We put you through the orientation six times.

Todd, I’m going to be candid with you: I don’t know if you’re cut out to be a ninja. I think this is gonna have to be the last -

Your uncle? No, I didn’t know he was a member of -

Ok, fair enough. Keep up the good work, Todd.

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