Unstill Life
by Andy Miller
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Really, now, isn’t that a little judgmental? Honestly, you people have the strangest ideas about… no, no, I didn’t mean “you people” you people, I just meant vegetables in general… oh, come on now, Mrs. Tomato, that’s just not even true. I mean, everyone knows that you’re not a fruit no matter how many seeds you have. Well, yes, a berry, certainly, but… I mean, you don’t see the Strawberries at the country club, if you follow me here.
Mrs. Tomato, look, we got off track, and I’m sorry. I certainly didn’t mean to upset you, and the fault is all mine. All I meant is that my Apple is a good kid, and so are his buddies. Banana spends the night here all the time, and I know they aren’t into any crazy stuff… well, maybe that orange kid… really, who uses roller skates? That’s a bit too “Veggie Tales” if you follow me… Ha, ha, see? I only said that as a test! But you got offended, right, Mrs. Tomato? And if you were a real member of the fruit family, why would you… hello? Hello? Wow, how rude.
Wear this shirt: to make a point about fast food.
Don’t wear this shirt: as part of a healthy balanced diet. It’s high in carbs.
This shirt tells the world: “The Gingerbread Man never had a skateboard, did he?”
We call this color: White Banana In Hammersmith Palais
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