Use Proper Grammar

by theinfinityloop

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In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, spelling checks you!

3rd place in Derby #121: Propaganda for Everyday Life, with 965 votes!

On internet you speek l33t. Wow, typing like a spastic kinkajou makes you elite. What a country!

On internet you write “theres” when you mean “theirs.” In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, EVERYTHING is theirs!

On internet you confuse “it’s” and “its,” when you say “its a bad government,” which is incorrect! In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, they SHOOT YOU for saying it’s a bad government! Ha!

In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, LOL is spelled И громко смеюсь!

On internet, you say “4 u” when you mean “for you.” In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, nothing is for you! It all goes to them! Ha!

When I first logged on to internet I got email for catalog of Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower women looking to live with men in America. Finally, I can bring my mother over! Ha ha! What a country!

Wear this shirt: In meaningless and ineffective protest of the dumbing down of humanity.

Don’t wear this shirt: Anywhere near a 4chan thread. You might as well just beg for an embarrassing photoshop of your face.

This shirt tells the world: Despite a complete lack of reason to do so, I still have faith in you turning this thing around, internet.

We call this color: ROFL Red

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Features

Pantone Colors:
5517C - 5565C - 458C- 7515C - 202C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
jboshaw
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Use Proper Grammar by theinfinityloop
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