Using Your Melon
by Gabe Pyle
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It’s really not so far-fetched when you think about it. Scientists experiment with organic compounds all the time. Maybe it was a test of calories, or an attempt to synthesize melon compounds into some easily marketable vitamin pill. Or maybe someone just left their lunch too close to an experiment already in progress. And then… something happened.
Probably this also was the event that turned the laboratory mop into Skeeter. Remember Skeeter? The one that just vanished? That’s because the formula’s dangerously unstable.
Is it any wonder the beaker’s always scared?
Wear this shirt: to see The Dark Crystal at the local midnight movie.
Don’t wear this shirt: in place of proper certified laboratory safety equipment. Also don’t forget eye protection.
This shirt tells the world: “Hey, it’s not our fault when two artists draw inspiration from the same physical objects.”
We call this color: Baby Blue? That Totally Ruins The Blue Continuity. What A Sellout.
Pantone Colors:
656C - 715C - 7565C - 373C - 7492C - 646C - 7547C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
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