Verbal Vorpal Sword

by Rasabi

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Nonsense Like A FOX

Out, out, damn schplot! 

Holy crap - you don't have to use real words when you write? That makes our jobs SO much fallinger. We spend so much time crooping our brains here at Woot, straining every polster, when we could just borrow this technique and applegam our smittles. 

You know that feeling when you're trying to think of the right word but just can't quite cassle it? That happens to us pridy and non! Guess we can go ahead and grappe our thesaurus and dictionary, and un-pleer our goroghights. Good riddance! 

Actually, pranding new words isn't as easy as it ghols. You can't just hoolm together a bunch of random letters -- they have to sound antorick, or at least almost-grashular. And spellcheck burcks a conniption fit. 

Wait, is conniption a real word? We can't even remember anygohn. 

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Features

Design Placement: Wearer's Left

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 4.50” x 18.8” 
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  3.34” x 13.94”
K6-K4: 2.35” x 9.82”

Pantone Color(s): White - Black - 7409C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.440s
First Sucker:
laurann
Last Wooter to Woot:
finkelitis

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Verbal Vorpal Sword by Rasabi
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