Vibluvian Man

by Gabe Pyle

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Intelligence doesn't sell.

Leo, thanks for coming in buddy.

"What's this about? I was in the middle of a very serious diagram."

Well, I've got good news and bad news: the good news is you don't need to worry too much about that anymore, because - and here's the bad news - you're cancelled. 

"What? This can't be. Everybody loves the Da Vinci Show!"

No, everybody who WATCHES the Da Vinci Show loves it. And that group's just not big enough to justify your primo time slot.

"But all the critics are always talking about how brilliant my theories are."

Unfortunately, you can't fill a pool with talk. You can fill it with money.

"Why wouldn't you fill it with water?"

Okay, Mr. Literal! See, this is the problem with you. You're not thinking big. And by big, I mean big profits, you get me? Intelligence is fine, but it's not going to pay the bills. For that, you need something where there's a bunch of sexy bachelorettes, and they're all competing for a man's affection, but the man is actually a dog in a male model costume. Which, coincidentally, will be the show replacing yours.

"But what am I to do?"

I don't know, look into streaming services?

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 10” x 10“ 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  8 x 8”

Pantone Colors:
7454c - 7530c - black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 2.886s
First Sucker:
garold76
Last Wooter to Woot:
apspack

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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