Villainous Victorian Velociraptor

by sokowa

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Higgins, You Fool

1st place in Derby #128: Things That Start With The Letter V, with 926 votes!

“Nonsense, Pickering. A bet is a bet. Now, pay up.”

“You can’t be serious!”

“I am. You bet me that I couldn’t travel back in time, fetch a velociraptor, bring him to our era, and then teach him the ways of being a gentleman. As you can plainly see, he is wearing a top hat and monocle and riding a bicycle. Is that not the very definition of gentleman-like behavior? Why, he’s even got that nice little moustache.”

“That’s just the thing, Higgins! Don’t you see? Name one gentlemen that wears a moustache like that. Those who wax and curl their ‘stashes are criminals, Henry! Villains, even!”

“Now, now, Pickering. You’re not going to welch out on our wager based on the one ‘tying a young woman to the train tracks’ incident. After all, he could have eaten her right there on the spot. I call that progress.”

Wear this shirt: to the next meeting of the your Alternate History Fiction Club.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you can’t stop wondering how he got on that bike in the first place. It’ll only drive you mad.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s only a matter of time before someone releases Mansfield Jurassic Park.”

We call this color: Trasseno Asphalt

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Features

Pantone Colors:
5865C - 5793C - 5773C- 7504C - 4635C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Villainous Victorian Velociraptor by sokowa
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