What Dreams Are Made Of

by AlvinPing


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When You Trod Upon A Star

1st place Derby #27 (Dreams) with 513 votes!

Once upon a time there was a little boy with a bad leg. Oh, he was perfectly healthy, it was just that every night he would go outside and stare up at the Princess Of The Sky as she danced among the stars, and every night her overprotective father, the King of the Night, would get mad and throw a guy on a unicorn at the little boy, always hitting him in the same place so that the leg never had a chance to heal. Each day the little boy would wake up and tell himself that tonight he should just stay home, but then in homeroom the Moon would pass him a note that said “The Princess Of The Sky told me she likes you” and he would sigh and do it all again. This went on for years, until the princess finally married a stockbroker with a really nice car who already worked for the King of the Night. And the little boy was left all alone with a leg that never got better, even after years of doing whatever the Princess Of The Sky asked. ARE YOU READING THIS, SHARON? DOES THIS STORY MAKE YOU HAPPY? I HOPE IT DOES, SHARON, I HOPE IT WAS ALL WORTH IT, I HOPE YOU LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND GET HIT BY A JET SKI ADVERTISING A SUNTAN LOTION THAT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS YOU CHEAP FLOOZIE

This shirt was designed by: AlvinPing, winner of Derby #17 with I Love Coupons. We’re going to feel really embarassed about our little joke up there if he actually has a wife named Sharon.

Wear this shirt: anywhere in the world, from the Filippines to Phrance. Who doesn’t love a good fairy tale?

Don’t wear this shirt: to a special one night only screening of Darby O’Gill And The Little People. Leprechauns and Fairies are like the Crips and Bloods of the magic world. There will be green blood everywhere before the night is over.

This shirt tells the world: “The Cottingley girls were framed!”

We call this color: Shining Lights In A Black Sky

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Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 10C - 438C - 432C - 442C - 41C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 51% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

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  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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What Dreams Are Made Of by AlvinPing
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