When Cowboys Roamed The Earth

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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New Horse

My horse? Well, he's rather large...

There's an old saying that goes, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, and that's particularly true for my horse, not just because he was given to me as a gift, but because I can fit my whole body into his mouth. I could probably stretch out in there, take a nap. I've considered doing such when we're on the trail, but I don't trust him, not just yet.

Why? For one, he's slow. And that's when he's moving at all. Half the time he's stopped to eat the pine trees or stare longingly at the mountains. And gosh, if I'm trying to keep a low profile, forget it! Even when I duck I'm well over the tree line.

But I'll work that out of him. And besides, it's worth it for the intimidation factor I get when I tie him up outside of the saloon. That is if he doesn't pull the whole saloon down, which he's done a couple of times.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 15.00” x 7.79“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.50” x 5.97“
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 4.67”

Pantone Color(s): 7499C - 344C - 571C - 563C - 5483C - 5477C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.448s
First Sucker:
kentobin
Last Wooter to Woot:
chydovo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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When Cowboys Roamed The Earth by patrickspens
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