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Greetings, fast food executives. I'm glad you could take the time to gather here at The Good Ol' Times Farm and Bio-Engineering Improvement Facility. I, Dr. Randolph FitzMatterson, am very excited to unveil our newest breakthrough - Baconly!
Yes, the blob sitting before you is actually a living, breathing organism. You see, we took an average swine, and made... let's call them "modifications" or better yet, "enhancements." Basically, we built a "pig" that has no head, legs, back, bone structure, tail, or anything aside from the bacon-rich under-region! That's right, Baconly is the most efficient bacon-producing pig yet! And cheap too! All the bacon to lay upon your double-cheeseburgers at half the price!
You could even use it as a "going green" thing, because you are wasting less pig than ever before!
Wear this shirt: when you're tending to the pigs. It lets them know what areas they need to work on.
Don't wear this shirt: to the tofu ranch.
This shirt tells the world: "I like the meat that everyone else likes!"
We call this color: not red meat.
Pantone Colors:
White
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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