Why Did It Have To Be Snakes
by 6AMCRISIS
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I'll tell you why it had to be snakes. Because you don't send Ol' Buck the Snake Wrangler out to wrangle'ya a buncha snakes and then not use em!
I been wranglin' snakes in Hollywood for 40 years. You ever see a snake in a film, you can bet your buckskins it was put there by either me or my pappy: Buck Senior, a snake wrangler himself! And I'll tell you what else: I never, ever been offended by nothing any of the pretty-boy filmsters ever said to me.
Until I heard that line! As if all my hard work should be called into question for some simple gag? Poppy-cock!
I've tried on countless occasions to call up this Jones guy and give him a piece of my mind, but low-and-behold, that snarky snake hater ain't even listed in the phone book.
Coward!
Wear this shirt: When you're seeing the old one re-released in IMAX.
Don't wear this shirt: when you're watching that new one with the Transformers kid. That one is an affront to the whole series.
This shirt tells the world: "I hate snakes." (Seriously, isn't that obvious?)
We call this color: Temple of Brown
Pantone Colors:
Black - 472C - 154C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
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