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“Hey, Tree Rodent! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”
“Aw, not this again, Cowtinkle.”
“Nothin’ up my sleeve. Annnnnnnnd prestOH DEAR GOD!”
GAAHA hahaha HA! Foolish anthropomorphic animals! Your parlour magic has pierced my prison beyond Space and Time and allowed me my destined escape. Soon, I will be the Dark Master of this place, and all that lives will serve me as its lord!
“My eyes, Tree Rodent! I can’t see through the blood! I CAN’T SEE THROUGH THE BLOOD FLOODING MY EYES! Tree Rodent, help!”
“NON EST LUX. NULLA GAUDIUM. EST AFFECTUS ET SERVITUTEM. EST NISI MORTIS ET DOLORIS.”
Your tiny flight-goggled friend can not assist you, cartoon mammal. He has beheld my awful glory and, in doing so, has given me control of his very… Wait! Wait, what are you doing?! This isn’t possible! How could you be shoving me… back inside… Nooooooooo!
“Whew. Geez, must have picked up the wrong hat!”
“Accipe quod speramus vos vere amo!”
Wear this shirt: and watch your nakedness disappear!
Don’t wear this shirt: if it needs more Presto.
This shirt tells the world: “It’s the Final Countdown.”
We call this color: Abraca-Creme
Pantone Colors:
379C - 4505C - 1675C - 647C - 430C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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