3rd Place in Derby #346: On The Grid, with 228 votes!

You know how Tommy was a deaf, dumb, blind pinball wizard? Well, here at Woot we have Donny; the deaf, dumb, blind copywriting wizard. Seriously, you just put him in front of a computer keyboard and he goes wild. Here, we'll have him write this write-up. Go ahead, Donny! Wait, Donny! Hold on, you're one row off! Donny? Donny?! Don't start typ-

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Okay, well, that didn't out super well. But trust us, if his hands were in the right place, that would have been awesome. 

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