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Wolfwear

by Paul Hornschemeier

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Howling On The Inside

I’m sorry. Maybe I’m making too big a deal out of it. But punctuality is really important in lycanthrope society. I mean, we live by the moon, you know? You don’t want to get caught with somebody’s arm between your teeth when the sun comes up. Especially if it’s somebody you know. That can get uncomfortable.

Just, you know, next time let me know if you’re not going to show up. I hate being put in a position where I have to be the bad guy.

This shirt was designed by: Paul Hornschemeier, creator of Forlorn Funnies and proprietor of the blog News and Headlice. If you wanna buy more expensive, less wearable examples of his stuff, contact the gallery that represents him. Just don’t do it when the moon is full.

Wear this shirt: to passive-aggressively remind your friends that if they make plans with you and fail to show, you’ll rip their throats out with your teeth.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an actual werewolf. The whimsy will undercut your whole monster trip, and your actual lycanthropy will make the shirt less funny.

This shirt tells the world: “My only vulnerabilities are silver bullets and contrived puns.”

We call this color: Brown Bullets Won’t Work.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - 4715C - 422C - 7499C - 1255C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
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  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Wolfwear by Paul Hornschemeier
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