World Domination for Cats

by tobefonseca

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I Can Haz World?

2nd place in Derby #256: Lost in a Good Book, with 650 votes!

World domination for cats, in 6 simple steps:

1. Find an established tee-shirt website and send spies to infiltrate it.

2. Quietly overthrow those in charge and take control of said tee-shirt website for yourself.

3. Use the tee-shirts to get the cat image out there. Make sure that you aren't being too obvious. For example, don't just run a bunch of cat tee-shirts. No, instead, hold "contests" in which cat shirts just happen to win.

4. Do a penguin shirt every now and then to throw the feds off your trail.

5. ???

6. Dominate!

Wear this shirt: all day, every day! And that's our honest opinion here at Shirt.Woot, not just something we're being forced to say by our feline overlords! Because there are no feline overlords!

Don't wear this shirt: while forming a rescue party to free the imprisoned employees of your favorite e-commerce website. Hypothetically speaking. It's not like YOU NEED TO DO THAT FOR US!

This shirt tells the world: "Cats are so silly! Almost as silly as baking a nail file into a cake and sending it to some wacky copywriters!"

We call this color: when life gives you a lemon, YOU SQUEEZE IT IN THE EYES OF YOUR CAPTOR AND YOU RUN AND YOU DON'T LOOK BACK, UNDERSTAND?!

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Features

Pantone Colors:
4975C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.990s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
acheron219

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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World Domination for Cats by tobefonseca
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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