Sour Power

by Tony Persons

sweet and, to a much greater extent, sour
Limit 15 per customer
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It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade I just made!
I’m gonna go out and earn my next month’s rent
Selling cups for fifteen cents

It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade! And it’s A1-grade!
Sweet and tart with every gulp
I strained out the excess puuullllp

Ice, so that costs extra—seventy-five cents a cube
That’s where I make money, off of the least beverage-savvy rubes
Oh, sweet merciful Odin, I scream and yell and cry
When accidentally squirt myself right square in the eyyyyye

It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade! That I made!
It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade! That I maaaaaaaade!

Wear this shirt: to make a stand. Specifically, a lemonade stand.

Don’t wear this shirt: ‘Round the corner, where chocolate confections are manufactured.

This shirt tells the world: “When life gives you lemons, you’re at greatly reduced risk of developing scurvy.”

We call this color: Even Though We Do Actually Have a Color Called “Lemon,” This Lemon Shirt Is On Baby Blue

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Features

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 8.25”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 6.18”

Pantone Colors:  White - 3935C - 122C - 707C - 542C - 654C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Baby Blue Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 12.000s
First Sucker:
slhosking
Last Wooter to Woot:
Ahenifin22

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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4%
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3%
6%
9%
6%
5%
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6%
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3%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
88%
3%
2%
2%
1%
2%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

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Sour Power by Tony Persons
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